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Written by: KingPin For Loca Kingz =)
6.19.2009
The bitches and hoes theory
From JHS, I devised this theory. Depending how close you are to me, you know an extensive amount on this overdeveloped idea.
First... BITCHES AND HOES DO NOT fucking GET ALONG!!
Second. The bitches stick to their spots and the hoes stick to their corners n sidewalks. Thats how it is and always will be.
Third. Bitches and hoes do NOT mix. So when a bitch turns hoe, usually the bitch wants nothing to do with her. When you're a bitch, you move from that status, can go either way. Sometimes the bitch turns hoe(eww), the bitch turns housewife(wow i pray for that husband), or worse. SUPER MEGA BITCH!
Fourth. The bitch will do anything to remind the hoe, shes a hoe. The hoe usually considers this envy. But realize its usually the girls that you wouldnt take to ur momma that end up saying "oh, shes jealous"
Fifth. The hoe will always remain a hoe. Even when she, if she ever, turns wifey, shes still remembered as a hoe. DAMN, i know thats fuckd up but society said so, not me. *wink*
Sixth. The hoe will always try to get up on the bitchs man. Always. LOL. Seriously. Thats what hoes do. Their addiction of the dick. They want and try and get every which one that walks by, even the steroid affected penises. SMH.
Seventh. Reputations continuously follow. I'm pretty sure that if youre a hoe amongst your hoes, your always defending that hoe. Sometimes the not yet turned hoe takes this role of defense attorney against those namecalling doodooculos.
Eighth. You must understand that bitches and hoes here are extremely acting like one women. Theyre not the lil freaks you see around. Were talking about the women who are extreme bitches that everyone recognizes it or the extreme hoes that everywhere you go, theres a nigga thinking youre EZ!
Ninth. You know how every nigga secretly wants a hoe? Think bout why. The hoe is willing to do everything that these boys fantasize down to a T. The bitch would do it sure. As long as she knows that her male counterpart earned it. See bitch doesnt lay it out on the table for him to eat, he knows he could get it. Its the challenge that makes her the better pick. Then there are the guys that know they dont want a bitch because the bitch will set his ass straight. lol. thats the bitch for you.
Tenth. The fact that you read my theory means youre ready for a quiz. LMAO.
What did you learn today?
Are you a bitch or a hoe?
What do you rather be?
Do you really think I forgot something to my theory, those whove heard it before? Please tell me. Ill elaborate further on the subject.
PS this in light of my church given motto. Dont get angry. No longer even (not that I can, insider) Just be happy, write about it and laugh at them. Never with them, only at them. Your mind is your best friend. When they laugh at/with you, remember youre laughing at them.
2ces. Shoutoutz 2 my ladiis n my niggaz.
Certifiable genius:: Loca Maleante Kingz. AkA. Cynikal. AkA. DevilZangel till death do me part. I'm always his Angel. LMAO. If the Devil only knew what he created.
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