Here's the button I stole!
My mother wanted something from me and I cursed at her while she was on the phone. (I probably wanted attention. Who knows? Well, she does.) She threw the chancla (For those of you who know about the leather Puerto Rican sandal... They are weapons DO NOT BE FOOLED!) at me! And my fast-ass swerved like Chung Li over and under the flying chancla pulling the secrets of the Matrix before Keanu even played Neo and it landed 2 feet behind my butt on the floor upside down... Here comes the vengeful part.
Four year old me grabs the chancla, walks towards the living room closer to my mom and threw it back at her. And where does it land? It glided to the middle of her forehead. She felt the trail of blood come down her nose, by then I pulled a road runner to the nearest hiding place and got all types of clothing to fluffen my butt for the beating that I knew was coming.
After my mom cleaned herself up, lets just say I went to sleep nice and warm that night.
Do you guys remember any of your earliest disciplined days? Ive got a few more but this one was just amusing.
3 comments:
LMAO!! Oh my gosh! I remember trying to dodge the chancla myself many times! I was very unsuccessful! I can't stop laughing as I picture your 4 year-old ass throwing a big chancla at your mom!
HAHAHAHA!! @ least you know what I am talking about! I can only imagine how many people are thinking wth is she talking about?
I was looking for a pic for the audience but google failed me LOL
LMFAO!!! Yep that does sound like you. Your kids are gonna give a run of your money you bad ass lol.
Well I do remember this one time I thought I was big enough to cross the street by myself. Man what a beating I received. I never ran across the street by myself ever again.
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