Im talking poop

Now I dont care about people taking shits while at work but I do hate when people are in PUBLIC bathrooms and do so... AND what bothers me nmore is when you see them NOT wash their hands!

UGH! It is SO nasty! The chills ran up my spine just remembering this.

One day, at work, I was pooping... (Sorry but I couldnt hold it and I dont have a good metabolism so it was good that I even went...ANYWAY!) Im minding my own business when I realized someone else was pooping too.

And OMG... She was pushing. She was there a little longer than I was. Mind you. I was done already I just wanted to be nosey and find out who it was. So she does whatever and flushes. When I see her come out the stall and goes straight for the door. SHE DIDNT WASH HER HANDS! OH MY GOD. NASTY ASS. Literally! Mind you, she is a friggin attorney! (I wont state her position... She is up there though which only magnifies my disgust.

So Im here, dumbfounded and wondered, how many people do the same as her. By now, I already washed my hands and was walking back towards my office. Disgusted.

Which brings me to how I have become a germaphobe. I was telling my girl, Starr over at Pink Panther 87, that Ive become a wash my hands and purell every 5 minutes freak! I literally go to my coworkers office and steal his antibacterial almost 20 times a day! I wash my hands before and after using the potty. -_- I look at people in disgust who cough constantly around me. I do NOT want SARS nor swine flu nor the regular flu. Fuck the common cold! I hate allergies and I suffer from those constantly especially in this dusty ass office. SMH.

@ Alcoholics A:nonymous::
Hi. I am a germophobe twittaholic. Ive come for help. Help please.

I may have OCD.