HAHA!!! I saw this coming so I didnt bother making my own resolution blog as I usually would do.
Here's an old one that's going to happen again for 2010.
Wait for it...
Wait...
I plan to lick my elbow!!!
I have been trying to for the last 3 years and each year I am a little closer to doing it. Did you know its physically impossible? Well, I plan to get into the book of Guinness World Records with this. (Unless someone already did and Ill be sad...)
Well, licking my elbow is goal #1.
Goal #2 is to do great in school this semester. I need to raise my GPA if I want to do my masters. Thats just a fact. I need to get at least a 3.15 (What a friggin goal...) Goal #3 is to lose weight. I feel heavy and I feel awful. I want to feel good about myself, physically. I want to lose at least 40 lbs. (WOWZERS! Yeah, I said it. 40) The thing is Im lazy. I think about exercise and I think I'd rather lay in bed. LOL But there are also other ways to lose weight, it's just a matter of incorporating it into my everyday lifestyle.
AND the most important resolution of all: to finish the stories I've begun. Just finish them. Ill worry about editing later. I want to also copyright a few of my poems. I wanted that as a xmas present but from the looks of things I might be copyrighting it for my bday. Just have to figure out how. Time to get my google on! LOL
That's pretty much it for now. I havent truly sat down and thought about it. What about you guys??? Im a curious person, enlighten me!
3 comments:
Those are some pretty big resolutions. I will be very impressed if you achieve that first one! Hope you have a great 2010, and hope you are able to follow through on all of your resolutions!
Hmmm... Interesting. My gay neighbor had a female friend who could stick her toe up her nose. I'd say licking your elbow is preferable!
OH GOD YOU STILL TRYING TO LICK YOUR ELBOW SMH!!!!!!
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